May 2013
19 posts
Anonymous asked: where demon world
now that tumblr lost the last remnants of decency, what is the next thing cool hipsters like myself will flock to?
you are such a baka
on my way home carrying my art in a big briefcase today from the gallery a homeless man begged me for money and i gave him an original t-shirt i made that was a white t-shirt with the words “CUM STAIN” on it and he thanks me and put it on, hope he makes more money than i did
if Obama is such a great presidnet than why doesn’t he outlaw blogs that post pictures from TV shows endlessly like it is something cool and not something completely sold to them front to back with commercials and hype and marketing and then they create “fandoms” which is the worst goddamn word since blog and i have to spent hour after hour looking at it because i hate myself
this potato chip looks like jesus christ
Script for sale!
[PLOT] Flower delivery man who has college education cheers up old ladies in nursing homes by giving them flowers from family members who don’t give a shit enough to visit them in person. He sexually abuses the old people and steals their shit
For Sale:
-One 16ft by 10ft painting of the Twin Towers with the words [JEWISH MASS MEDIA PLOT] etched in charcoal over them. Name your price.
-Jeans, slightly pissed in, stretched out over 30 cubic feet of yarn, multi color with hannah montana deflated helium balloons covering the exterior and covered in semen. 25 dollars or bitcoins.
- A self portrait of myself if I was Ron Paul and also...
watch me pop my own eyeball out with a shoehorn over canvas and sell it for 30 dollars at the mexican restaurant downtown tomorrow
A single cassette (Casingle) sent into a radio station with the word PUKED PISS on the front, a stunned DJ plays the tape to an adoring pop culture audience. My side project is now more famous than the main project (Heroic George W. Bush)
I’m very mad because my scotch is now all gone, and I was rejected from the art world today. NOw I am taking some pills and going to write for a living now I guess. My book is almost done and I’m listening to music and reviewing it in an very obnoxious, pitchfork but even more hyper-commercialized and connected with pop-culture, with 1000s more hyperlinks and way more use of the word...
“Hello this is my art which is my own blood over the word “CUM” in very large letters, how much can I sell this for?” -Me
“Get out and never come back or I will call the police” - Old Woman at Birds Nest Art Gallery Today
I was rejected from my local art gallery for featuring too many swear words on my art, too much gore, and too much art about masturbation.
“Art”
Modern = Rubbish
1.1 billion dollars to buy a site used to post the most mundane things on the internet. I can’t afford rent month to month usually with a college education. Thanks world.
Market to me. Advertise to me. Mcdonalds sponsors this blog. Buy AT&T limited access plans via my blog. All “Art” is now made by large corporations with unlimited cash reserves.
Yahoo buying Tumblr is the only thing that could actually make Tumblr even worse.
See my new blog at yahoo.fuckyahoo.gapedanus.yahoo.tumblr.com
April 2013
3 posts
Hi, you may enjoy my other blog? Music reviews? Maybe? http://www.tumblr.com/blog/backloggedmusicreviews
February 2013
2 posts
2 years ago I would have never guessed I would be working on 2! Books, music, and a game at the same time. There is not enough time in the day.
I will post updates and eventually where you can buy my dumb shit at. Thanks for continued followings.
epoch-omega asked: slips his $5 into that-little-demon's bra
January 2013
28 posts
here I am plugging the band that made the Demon World music ( I am in this band )
turbotreeappledragon.bandcamp.com
Anonymous asked: demon world is the shit!!!!!! also the otherkin track is now my theme song +9999999999 good vibes
Book Status
I continue to work on my book and for fun have been running this little game right here
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3529561
this is how I pass the time when I have writers block
enjoy
marlkarx-deactivated20130226 asked: Have you read The Revolution of Everyday Life? I think you would appreciate its message.
Anonymous asked: I don't know how else to send a message, :effort:. I really enjoy your tumblr, it is on the bookmark toolbar. Looking forward to the book. Bonus if one of your updates can be about Diogenes of Sinope from ancient Greece.
blandarchist asked: i love yr work. THAT IS ALL.
