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I hope to finish it someday but it’s a very stressful thing to write for because of having to be original and trying to be funny with lack of originality and input from the users and the way I have it set it. Big headache. I love the setting and characters I made so maybe ill get back to it eventually but for the time being its on the back burner for my other project I have going on where im collecting hair from all different sources and making some very cool (think Japanese) outfits with zippers and leather
now that tumblr lost the last remnants of decency, what is the next thing cool hipsters like myself will flock to?
you are such a baka
on my way home carrying my art in a big briefcase today from the gallery a homeless man begged me for money and i gave him an original t-shirt i made that was a white t-shirt with the words “CUM STAIN” on it and he thanks me and put it on, hope he makes more money than i did
if Obama is such a great presidnet than why doesn’t he outlaw blogs that post pictures from TV shows endlessly like it is something cool and not something completely sold to them front to back with commercials and hype and marketing and then they create “fandoms” which is the worst goddamn word since blog and i have to spent hour after hour looking at it because i hate myself
this potato chip looks like jesus christ
Script for sale!
[PLOT] Flower delivery man who has college education cheers up old ladies in nursing homes by giving them flowers from family members who don’t give a shit enough to visit them in person. He sexually abuses the old people and steals their shit
For Sale:
-One 16ft by 10ft painting of the Twin Towers with the words [JEWISH MASS MEDIA PLOT] etched in charcoal over them. Name your price.
-Jeans, slightly pissed in, stretched out over 30 cubic feet of yarn, multi color with hannah montana deflated helium balloons covering the exterior and covered in semen. 25 dollars or bitcoins.
- A self portrait of myself if I was Ron Paul and also drawn while under the influence of LSD. 47$
-A hat with the word “PUSSIFICATION” drawn on sharpie 5$
rent is due thank you
watch me pop my own eyeball out with a shoehorn over canvas and sell it for 30 dollars at the mexican restaurant downtown tomorrow
A single cassette (Casingle) sent into a radio station with the word PUKED PISS on the front, a stunned DJ plays the tape to an adoring pop culture audience. My side project is now more famous than the main project (Heroic George W. Bush)
I’m very mad because my scotch is now all gone, and I was rejected from the art world today. NOw I am taking some pills and going to write for a living now I guess. My book is almost done and I’m listening to music and reviewing it in an very obnoxious, pitchfork but even more hyper-commercialized and connected with pop-culture, with 1000s more hyperlinks and way more use of the word “INDIE”
“Hello this is my art which is my own blood over the word “CUM” in very large letters, how much can I sell this for?” -Me
“Get out and never come back or I will call the police” - Old Woman at Birds Nest Art Gallery Today
I was rejected from my local art gallery for featuring too many swear words on my art, too much gore, and too much art about masturbation.
“Art”
Modern = Rubbish
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